Eating a cupcake over the kitchen sink, in the dark, as not to alert your 2 and a half year old in the other room.
Most of parenting is all about pretending to James Bond.
This guy wears yoga pants and hides his face, then confronts guys who look at his butt.
Ellen gives Edgar the pizza guy at the Oscars a $1,000 tip (x)
I love when celebrities just give away huge amounts of money to random people because $1,000 can mean so much to somebody who works a minimum wage job.
I would deliver pizza to the oscars for a $1,000.
Hell, I’d deliver an Oscar to Leonardo DiCaprio for a $1,000.
Not sure how I’d get one but that’s a worry for another day.
Thank you Ellen!
Favorite moments of Ellen hosting the 86th Annual Academy Awards
Sandra’s laugh is everything
burrito on whole grain california lavash with brown rice, black beans, onion, garlic and low sodium taco seasoning, guacamole, salsa, hummus, olives and romaine lettuce, cucumber and carrots with hummus
Trying to make this book of poems “Love & Misadventure” by langleav more personal. I’m in love with this book:)
Thank you sweetheart, I designed it to be a doodle friendly book. Make it your own :) xo Lang